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Author:  Jeb [ Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:12 pm ]
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You forgot one, the mice must like the same music as the car owner. Have you radio station preset buttons been mysteriously changed lately.

Author:  Slanted Opinion [ Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:02 am ]
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Ron's snake solution is closer to reality than you know. When I worked at a mission radio station in Haiti we used to put a snake in the suspended ceiling to catch the mice that would eat wiring, etc. It worked great, but it was a little creepy hearing a slithering sound from the ceiling above your head.

Author:  Svensk Slanter [ Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:29 pm ]
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So far, in my experiment to rid the car of mice, 2 have been trapped in traditional snap traps. Snakes would certainly work in warm climates but here, half way between the equator and North Pole, all slithering vermin eaters are fast asleep and dreaming of next April.[/quote]

Author:  Ron Parker [ Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:34 pm ]
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We have down here a hybrid snake called a Dixie Dancer. It a cross between a Bagel Doodle Dandy and a Possum Swamp Twister. It will work for food in cold climates. If anybody is interested in buying let me know. These are special snakes and will work around picnics, ice fishing, ect . Thanks Possum :D









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Author:  Svensk Slanter [ Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:45 pm ]
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We have down here a hybrid snake called a Dixie Dancer.

Ron, up here in the Cedar Swamps we've got the Snow Snake. Problem is: No one's ever actually seen one and it's said that they prefer skiiers.
We might have to talk about one of those Dixie Dancers. Think it would be willing to live in the 1966 Volvo 122 I brought up here from Alabama? Figure it'd be comfy in a car whose tags say "Heart of Dixie"...









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Author:  Ron Parker [ Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:58 pm ]
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Yep Sweet Home Alabama . The Dixie Dancer would work fine for your app. Just make sure it can eat a mouse or rat are a Bagel . Thanks Possum :D











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Author:  james longhurst [ Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:22 am ]
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Say Ron,
I hear those Dixie Dancers can be hard to get rid of once they make themselves at home. If they ever get to be a problem get yourself a Carolina Swamp Monkey. They eat snakes and empty beercans too. Get to be about the size of your average Labrador Retriever. Smell pretty bad though. :shock:

-James

Author:  Ron Parker [ Sun Nov 19, 2006 6:47 pm ]
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Wow James we will look in to that I like that idea on the empty beer cans food should not be a problem . If they would not harm my Dixie Dancers Me and my race crew could feed a Carolina Swamp monkey i think enuff beer cans.
Thanks Possum :D










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Author:  Ron Parker [ Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:52 pm ]
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Ok folks i think they may be a market for our world famous Dixie Dancer snake. It is a cross between a Bagel Doodle Dandy and a Possum Swamp Twister. It will hunt and kill mice rats in temps that range from 110 degrees to 0 degrees. It has many options that can be added on. The basic Dixie Dancer is 19.95 plus shiping and handling. Options
Remote Control kit. Say you want to scare the hell out of your neighbor put the coller on the Dixie Dancer and tell it to go and act mad at your neighbors bbq. When they all run you grab the ribs or brots and run . Go back 5 minutes latter and tell them you killed the damn thing. Other options are
Blonde Short Skirt
I want A Raise Boss
I Can Beat My Buddys At Golf. This option requires a special golf bag for the Dixie Dancer Avalable from us.

Author:  Slant Cecil [ Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:13 pm ]
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Ron, if they can also be trained to mow the grass, I'm in for one.

Author:  Ron Parker [ Thu Nov 23, 2006 5:45 pm ]
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Ok Cecil will have to get with Charlie and see about that stat tuned. Thanks Possum :D












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Author:  Jeb [ Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:44 pm ]
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I need one that eats grease so I can keep the bottom of my truck clean.

Author:  Ron Parker [ Fri Nov 24, 2006 5:04 pm ]
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Wow Jeb we will have to get with Charlie Schmid on that he is our R&D specialists on this item. We have had sucess at resturants with the Dixie Dancer but that was with trans fats and greese. But Charlie is good see what we can come up with. Thanks Ron Parker :D








If It Aint A Dixie Dancer Then That Snake Wont Hunt

Author:  sick6 [ Mon Nov 27, 2006 10:31 am ]
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........you boys been in the horseradish again?

Author:  Ron Parker [ Mon Nov 27, 2006 6:24 pm ]
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Nope Just Ask Charlie about his research on the Dixie Dancer Snake. Thanks Ron Parker :D












If It Aint A Dixie Dancer It Aint A Bad Snake

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